Unwind when at home, or warm down after training; the massage stick relieves stiffness and promotes muscle recovery after workouts. It fits into gym kits, suitcases and office drawers for regular use and exactly when you need it.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.