Voodoo1kg Artisanal Roasted Coffee Beans
R199
About
Sometimes we need to Howl. We don't always need a reason. Taste the barrel with our bare hands. This coffee gets that.
Harden The F@$k Up: Resembling a darker roasting style but without actually taking it darker. This coffee has a kick of body, nostalgic cocoa bitterness in the aftertaste and flavour notes of dark milk chocolate and walnuts, this coffee will give you the kick you need.
Like a Sunday Morning: A coffee made for those couch moments, when caffeine isn't the answer you are looking for. Low bitterness, smooth acidity, this delicate coffee hosts walnut flavours with a milk chocolate finish.
I Got This: Balanced and focused on flavour, this cup has smooth acidity, broad flavours of chocolate, walnuts and deep stewed fruit.
Product Features
- 1KG Coffee Beans
- Mix blend: Arabica (Mexico & Papua New Guinea) mixed with India Robusta.
- Whole Beans
- Roasted artisanal coffee
- Amazing flavour
- Roasted in Cape Town
- Expiry Date: June 2021
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.