Valencia6 Seater Patio Dining Set
R23,999
About
The Valencia patio dining set is luxuriously crafted with a woven acrylic tub chair, high-quality polyester upholstered seat and durable aluminium dining table. This set guarantees the perfect backdrop to any outdoor space.
Product Features
- Aluminium Frame with Polyester Upholstered Cushions and Woven Acrylic Backrest
- Tempered Glass Table Top
- Sand Colour Frame with Light Grey Cushion
- Removable Cushion Covers
- Delivered Partially Assembled
Product Specifications
- Delivered Partially Assembled
- Table: 2010mm (L) x 1000mm (W) x 760mm (H)
- Chair: 630mm (W) x 545mm (L) x 820mm (H) | Seat Depth: 530mm | Seat Height: 510mm
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.