The Yoobao 99Wh Powerbank has 4 Outputs to charge your devices. Three of them are USB-A Outputs (orange ones) which support Qualcomm Quick Charge 3.0 (QC 3.0) Charging Protocol, one of them is USB-C Output which supports Power Delivery (PD) Fast Charging. It has 3 Inputs to recharge it.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.