Few of us will ever have the chance to visit outer space, but that doesn’t mean we can’t bring space to us! And what better way to do that than with this beautiful moon lamp.
The moon has been a divine and enchanting symbol in human history, and it brings you mystery, delight, relief and romance. So if you’re looking for a unique lamp that’s truly out of this world, here it is.
All you Vader haters must detest this day
But Star Wars owns the fourth of May,
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