SAVE SPACE ON YOUR SINK AND AVOID BACTERIA!
The Auto-Squeeze allows you to practice perfect dental hygiene and save space on your sink at the same time.
The Toothbrush Wall Mount can hold up to 5 toothbrushes, and the Toothpaste Dispenser works with most kinds of toothpaste tubes.
An excellent product for use at home in your bathroom, absolutely zero batteries required.
You can avoid any wasted toothpaste, simply press the button once and your toothpaste will be automatically dispensed.
It can hold up to 5 toothbrushes which means it is fantastic for the whole family!
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.