The Plug and Safe is the brand new revolutionary way to protect your home.
It is a great deterrent for those that are trying to break into your home. This unit plugs into the wall and works with the vibrations of your home. If you plug a lamp or a radio into the Plug and Safe, the plug and safe will automatically switch on if a window or door is opened or rattled. Meaning that either your lamp or radio will switch on, giving the illusion that someone is at home. Alternatively, some people like to use the plug and safe as a helping hand. Placing it near the front door with the lamp attached to it will stop you from fumbling for the light switch when you get home at night. Simply rattle the door or open it and the Plug and Safe will switch your lamp on.
If you have small children that are now able to reach door handles, your Plug and Safe will let you know when your little one has opened the door so that you can keep an eye on them.
How it Works:
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.