Big MouthBeach Umbrellas
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About
You might not own a stretch of beach on the coast of Cabo, but you can still claim a little piece of the prime real estate for a midday snooze! Our Sugar Skull Beach Blanket is a festive way to mark your spot in the sand while getting some much-needed shade.
Product Features
- Adds instant shade to your beach spot
- Colourful, 4-foot-wide
- Adjustable up to 6 feet in height
- Perfect for the beach, park, soccer field, backyard and more
- Makes your beach spot instantly recognizable
- Pole tip anchors into the sand
- Includes storage pouch with carrying strap
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