Introducing Homemax Bionic Trimmer the revolutionary new way to make landscaping easier and quicker. No more smelling toxic fumes used by gas or other mixtures. Because Bionic Trimmer is a light portable handheld tool that uses a built-in rechargeable battery that puts other trimmers to shame. The success of the Bionic Trimmer is that captures the high RPM power of conventional trimmers and miniaturizes it and puts the power right in your hand, giving you the control to trim anywhere
The lightweight, portable, and handheld Bionic Trimmer uses a built-in rechargeable Lithium-ion battery to spin its replaceable zip ties at 10,000 RPM, which will make trimming your lawn quicker, easier, and hassle-free.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?