Smart FitnessBody Toning EMS Mobile Gym
R179
Please Note
Due to the nature of this product, it cannot be returned unless sealed and in original packaging.
About
Get toned no matter where you are with this Body Toning EMS Mobile Gym. EMS (Electrical Muscle Stimulation): pulses help firm and define your core with strengthening muscle contractions.
Product Features
- Firms, Tones, Strengthens and Tightens Muscles
- Portable: get your smart workout no matter where you are.
- Charges via USB
- Easy push-button operation with 6 modes
- Electrical muscle stimulation (EMS) Technology
- Includes
- 1 x abdomen strap with controller
- 2 x arm strap with controller
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.