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An ode to Star Wars in the timeless medium that is nerd rap

All you Vader haters must detest this day
But Star Wars owns the fourth of May,
Take a back seat you Trekkies, Anakin for the win
We'll knock your Spocks off your feet like we're stormtrooper Finn.

We're as invested in Star Wars as we are in making sales
See that Death Star in our logo? You know the coding that entails?
We use HTML like Jedi Knights use the force
So we turned your mouse cursor into a 'saber of course.

This rap wouldn't be done without some Yoda lingo
Be quick to check out Padawan, products sell out if you're too slow
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