FrancescoCorner Patio Lounge Set
R11,499
About
L-shape Outdoor patio furniture set. Features quality hand woven weather and UV-resistant PE Rattan, an aluminium frame and a Coffee Table with tempered glass top.
Product Features
- Corner patio set
- L-shape
- Quality hand woven PE Rattan
- UV-resistant
- Aluminium frame
- Comes with coffee table
- Two stunning colours
- Stylish
Product Specifications
- Dimensions Sofa: 2190mm x 2190mm (L) x 830mm (W) x 680mm (H)
- Dimensions Table: 750mm x 750mm (L) x 350mm (H)
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