HamptonSolid Reclaimed Wooden Dining Table
R5,999
About
This signature designed dining table manufactured from solid reclaimed wood simply speaks for itself. With its unique fusion of modern design and weathered appearance, the Hampton dining table makes a statement of style and sophistication.
Product Features
- Solid reclaimed wood
- Contemporary
- Modern design
- Stylish
- Sophisticated
Product Specifications
- Colour: Natural Browns
- Excludes dining chairs
Dimensions
- 2.1m - 2100mm (L) x 1000mm (W) x 790mm (H)
- 1.8m - 1800mm (L) x 1000mm (W) x 790mm (H)
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