AndreasDistressed Leather Sofa - Black
R22,999
About
The Andreas fills any living space with its bold appearance. A confident sofa upholstered in top grain distressed leather.
Product Features
- Top grain distressed leather
- Modern
- Bold
- Signature piece
- Laid back
- Comfortable
- Great quality
Product Specifications
- Dimensions: 2240mm(L) x 1000mm(W) x 695mm(H)
- Seat Depth:640mm
- Seat Height: 470mm
Note: Only items specified are included. Any other furniture pieces, décor and accessories shown in the product photography are excluded.
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