Radiant LightingElectric Insect Zapper
R479
About
The Radiant Lighting Electrical Insect Zapper is great to zap insects whilst having a BBQ outdoors. It will kill insects such as mosquitoes, cockroaches, flies, spiders, fleas, ants and other biting insects. Avoid the usage of highly toxic chemicals and purchase Radiant eco-friendly insect killer products.
Product Features
- Great for outdoors
- Covers 150m2
- Flourescent tubes
- 2x20 Watts
- Kills insects
- Eco-friendly
- Kill biting insects
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