IONElement Shorty SS 2.5mm DL Wetsuit
R1,299
About
Enter the world of ION with the ELEMENT. A premium all-rounder guaranteed to deliver a lot of bang for your buck! Offering comfort and protection in all the right places, it’s the perfect entry level suit for keen watermen. Supple, stretchy and robust it also includes many features from the more technical end of the line.
Product Features
- Robust: L-Tex knee protection and durable Nylon to protect the suit from wear and tear.
- Water_Gate_Plus: All ION GBS semidry wetsuits (long arms and legs) are equipped with the Water_Gate_Plus batwing panel, placed on the back behind the zip. Its purpose is to act as a barrier against water which likes to seep into the suit via the back zip. The final touch to this feature is the glued blind-stitched seams, which are covered by extra sealing Neoprene Tape.
- Price Value: Entry-level suit don't have to be boring!
- Premium quality
- Bang for your buck
- Ultimate comfort
- Protection
- Supple
- Stretchy
- 2/5mm DL thickness
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