Big Mouth IncGarden Gnomes
R299
About
Spice up your garden or yard with Big Mouth's one-of-a-kind gnomes.
Product Features
Game of Gnomes
- perfect for any Game of Thrones fan
- accentuates any garden or display shelf
- durable cast poly resin withstands the elements
- approximately 9 inches tall
- collect them all
Selfie Sisters
- a hilarious take on the conventional garden gnome
- great for sisters and social media divas
- durable cast poly resin withstands the elements
- approximately 9 inches tall
- collect them all!
Gnomeland Security
- a hilarious take on the conventional garden gnome
- a great gift for the frequent flyer
- durable cast poly resin withstands the elements
- approximately 9 inches tall
- collect them all!
Gnome Smoking
- a hilarious take on the conventional garden gnome
- great for the house, garden, and buildings/businesses
- durable cast poly resin withstands the elements
- approximately 9 inches tall
- collect them all!
The Massacre
- a hilarious take on the conventional garden gnome
- great for movie fans and collectors
- durable cast poly resin withstands the elements
- approximately 9 inches tall
- collect them all!
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