HolsterLadies Avalon Sandals
R569
About
Featuring an eye-catching jewelled asymmetric upper strap and a padded footbed for all-day comfort, the Avalon oozes beachside glamour making it a summer vacay wardrobe essential.
Product Features
- About Me, I am made from REACH compliant PVC. My embellishments are acrylic jewels.
- Size & Fit True to size. Click on the size guide link on this page for measurements or here for more details.
- Look After Me I respond best to spot cleaning with mild soap and warm water. Ensure all jewels are properly dried. I like living in a nice protected part of your wardrobe and please don’t use any harsh chemicals on me. I don’t like being left in the sun or cold temperatures for long periods of time. Please keep me out of water!
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