JeronimoFoosball Table
R1,199
About
Exciting soccer field and crowd graphics Unified leg panel design with leg spanners on each side MDF construction. Strong Chromium steel rods with slide bearings for smooth rotation Ball serve cups on both sides for convenience. Internal ball retrieval at each goal. Plastic manual slide scorers at each goal ABS plastic corners. Chrome plated leg levelers Includes 3 foosballs.
Product Specification
- Dimensions: 118cm x 62cm x 79cm
- Fast Paced Action Foosball Table
- MDF Construction
- Strong Chromium Steel Rods
- Includes 2 foosballs
- Assembly Required
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