Your child's imagination will swim off into blue waters while cozied up in our Mermaid Blanky. The Mermaid Blankies are made from premium-grade, double-sided minky fabric with embellishments that will make any cutie feel like a goddess of the sea. Makes a great gift!
Use at Home or On the Go, Great For:
Warning - Tripping or slipping hazard:
Product is intended for use only while sitting or lying down. Wearing this product while standing or walking may result in injury caused by slipping/falling.
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