There is no denying that a child leash is an excellent safety device. Many parents swear by child leashes and with good reason. They can be amazingly useful. A child leash is ideal for you if any of the following scenarios sound familiar:
This Slingy is durable and comfortable; the straps on both child and adult are nice and padded and adjusted well to ladies very small wrists and to men average-adult-male-size wrists with tons of room to spare. Each end is designed to rotate, so a frustrated kid trying to untwist/break them doesn't get very far. You don't have to worry about your kids getting out by using this.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.