New BalanceLadies Black & White Athletics Windbreaker
R599
About
Cool throwback style is commuter-approved with the NB Athletics Windbreaker Pullover for women. Taking inspiration from 1990s fashion, the oversized silhouette matches retro appeal with elevated functionality characterized by poly woven ripstop fabric with a wind- and water-resistant finish. Meanwhile, modern color block detail and enlarged branding on the back are sure to amp-up your athleisure look.
Product Features
- Lightweight ripstop body
- Dropped shoulder
- 1/4-zip opening at center front
- Open hand pockets
- Elasticated hem & cuffs
We'd bet anything that the poncho was designed by a man
And you know how we know this?
Simple: it's simple. Cut a hole in a piece of fabric and call it a day simple.
The poncho is the clothing equivalent of the Japanese flag. If we were to list step-by-step instructions on how to make one yourself, there'd be no Step Two.
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