IONLadies Jewel Core Semidry 4.5/3.5ml Wetsuit (Limited Sizing Available)
R2,899
About
Dress to impress with the JEWEL PERFORMANCE. A stunning blend of style and functionality, its revised cut creates a slim yet feminine silhouette around the waist and hip area. Suited for ambitious women looking to step it up a notch, this suit performs outstandingly with its wide range of features.
Product Features
- Watergate Plus
- Seam reinforcements
- Contour cut
- Drain holes
- Leg loop
- Sunglass loop
- Internal key pocket
- Supra tex
- Crash padz
Product Specifications
- Thickness: 4.5/3.5mm
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