FOXLadies Ripley Shorts
R649
About
The Ripley Short is arguably the best combination of performance and value in a women's specific MTB short today. Built with all day comfort in mind, the shorts feature a 2-way stretch construction and a women's specific dual-density chamois. The liner/outer combination is based on features that have been proven year after year in our men's Ranger Short and updated for the specific needs of strong female riders.
Product Features
- Polyester 2-way mechanical stretch main body
- Rider Attack Position (RAP) construction for a perfect fit on the bike
- Interior adjustable waistband
- Zipper pocket at back waist
- Detachable liner with womens specific EVO chamois
- Evo Chamois: Strategically placed high-density pads are specially designed for optimum protection in the areas where mountain bikers need it most. This provides excellent freedom of movement and comfort for even the most aggressive trails.
- Inseam: 8.25"
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.