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We'll be the first to admit we rushed this

Due to several work emergencies (the details of which we legally can't discuss) we had less than 200 seconds to bang this out.

So instead of something clever and sales-related, here are a few actual quotes that actual people actually said:

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields.

"I guess I'm going to fade into Bolivian" - Mike Tyson.

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke" - Donald Trump.

True icons.