Let there be light in the bathroom. Now you can add any colour of LED light to your toilet bowl and see it glow. That means no more stumbling around when you have to go at night. Simply snap it onto the rim and let it shine: it will automatically turn on when someone walks into the bathroom. There are eight colour possibilities and patterned illuminations, making quite the show.
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But Star Wars owns the fourth of May,
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