The blackout cutoff; designed to go the distance. Here you’ll find our stretchiest blend of fabrics yet, with plenty of bounce and a soft, brushed handfeel. The cutoffs design allows unrestricted range of motion, while reinforced binding around the neck and arm openings increases an already durable design. Subtly raised alpha print branding on the chest and a bold statement logo on the back to truely turn you into an alpha.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.