Are you looking for a speed advantage in the final segment of your next Olympic-distance triathlon? Then look no further than the GEL-Hyper Tri 3. Extremely lightweight and optimised for short distance triathlons, the GEL-Hyper Tri 3 for women is a running shoe equipped with tri specific features.
A 6mm heel drop and low-to-the-ground midsole gets you through the gait cycle in the blink of an eye while the gripper tongue and quick-locking elastic laces make the GEL-Hyper Tri 3 easy to put on, reducing your transition time. The soft, seamless lining eliminates the need for socks and magic ventilation and water drainage midsole keep your feet comfortable as you push your endurance.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?