Originally released in 1987, the GEL-LYTE™ unisex lifestyle sneaker is making a big comeback more than 30 years later. Still sporting its original styling, the sneaker comes with a number of exciting improvements, too. Super lightweight for the ultimate in comfort, the shoe now boasts GEL™ technology for a soft-touch cushioned experience, whether you're walking, running, dancing or jumping around. It also features a Nyla-sheen synthetic fabric and DURASKIN™ reinforcement. Now with a anti-torque stability system, a tri-density midsole and blown rubber outsole with a gum rubber heel plug, this shoe is complete for any mid-to-high mileage activity.
You know the type. They'll say something along the lines of "I really miss my old Chevy Spark. This Audi SUV is so much harder to park."
Rest assured they don't miss that Chevy AT ALL. They just want you to know that they spent truckloads of cash on the latest Audi, but they want to come across as really casual because somehow that makes them cooler. Or something.
You'd think the complete lack of any complimentary responses would put an end to this type of self-appreciation, but if anything it's happening more and more.
We'd love to come up with an effective solution to it (honestly, it's what the world needs) but we're waaay too busy running a successful eCommerce company to actually invest the time.
Did you know we're also getting our PhDs on the side? No big deal.