Ever see someone wearing a slick watch and get immediate watch-envy? No need to feel that anymore. The new Ingersoll Grafton timepiece is exquisite in every way. The black dial beckons for attention and the silver band is sure to stand out. The stainless steel materials used to make this watch ensure great quality and 50 meters 5 atm water resistance plus a mineral crystal will help protect your new precious from whatever dangers may come. Stop feeling the effects of watch-envy and buy this amazing timepiece today!
The stats we're presenting here are based purely on our staff, who make up a tiny percentage of the general population, but they tell us that 100% of our staff that ordered something online exhibited signs of excitement when that thing was delivered.
We know the saying "Money can't buy happiness", but you don't often see someone crying on a jetski - and not just because all that water splashing around would make it hard to identify the tears in the first place.
Although we do have to ask: if our savings are this good, shouldn't we be calling it discount therapy instead?