MitzumaMen's M-Performance Track Pants
R329
About
Stay dry, stay sharp. The sweat-wicking build of these men's soccer pants manages moisture as you train or just cut loose and relax. Zippered pockets store your essentials when it's time to play, and zippered pant legs make it easy to change with cleats.
Product Features
- Zippered side pockets on the pants store your essentials
- Quick-drying track pants for street or field
- Slim fit is cut close to the body
- Drawstring closure
- 100% Polyester
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.