FOXMen's Ranger Optimum Performance Shorts
R749
About
The Ranger Short is the best short and liner combination on the market today, and we're proud of it. That's a bold statement, but we are willing to stand behind it. No other short on the market has the same level of performance both inside and out for the price. With qualities that match much higher priced shorts on the market, the Ranger Shorts are built for the demands of any terrain.
EVO Chamois
Strategically placed high-density pads are specially designed for optimum protection in the areas where mountain bikers need it most. This provides excellent freedom of movement and comfort for even the most aggressive trails.
Product Features:
- Midweight 2-way stretch fabric
- Rider Attack Position (RAP) construction for perfect fit on the bike
- Adjustable interior waistband
- Hand pockets
- Detachable liner with EVO Chamois
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.