Featherlight and packable wind and water resistant trail jacket perfect for changeable mountain conditions. Be ready for whatever mother nature sends your way with the ultra light and packable Ranger Jacket. Built using a DWR treated 100% Polyester body, the Ranger MTB jacket is highly windproof and water resistant. Designed for the unpredictable weather condition you run into on the mountain - it's ready at a moments notice.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.