Slim fit straight leg trousers that look like jeans but with the comfort of leggings thanks to four-way stretch denim-effect jersey that moves with you. This flexible yet durable fabric perfectly hugs the leg, shaping it without constricting. Classic mid-rise 5-pocket jeans style; two button fastening. Held in place by invisible belt loops, the branded jacquard belt is included.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?