IONNeo Cosy Coat
R2,399
About
The ION NEO TOPS are a must-have for every watersports nut hitting the sea or surf in milder climates. Although mainly used in warmer waters to keep the sun and wind off the skin, they can also be used as a second layer underneath your wetsuit. Thanks to the plush, wool-like Hot_Stuff lining, these tops have a luxurious texture that feels great, even on bare skin! The NEO TOPS have a more detailed and technical construction than that of the standard Rashguard, providing 100% UV protection, efficient heat retention and a reduction in irritations and bruising often caused by the harness or surfboard
Product Features
- Ergonomic shaped hood with elasticated Draw Cord adjuster
- Solid front zip with the centred opening for harness hook
- Two comfy hand pockets including Key Loop for storage and warmth
- Extended upper wrist with Velcro closures for a cozy feel.
Product Specifications
- Colour: Blue
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