IONNeo Shelter Wetsuit Jacket
R2,499
About
In the ION point of view the smallest items in the product range deserve the same dedication and precision as every complex item. Therefore the Neo Accessories are a small but essential part of the whole equipment and sometimes these small items decide whether you have a great day on the water or you go home in deep frustration.
Extend your session with our selection of Neo Accessories - protecting you and keeping you warm.
Product Features
- Two comfy hand pockets including Key Loop for storage and warmth
- Velcro_Closure
- Elasticated
- Ergonomic hood with draw cord
- Diagonal front zip with harness hole
- Extend your session on the water
- Stay warm
- Stylish
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