Suitable for infants, young children and adults, the Non-Contact Infrared Forehead Thermometer quickly and accurately detects the body temperature through the technology of infrared. Without the need for bodily contact, it hygienically eliminates cross infection and it’s easy to use design delivers accurate temperature readings in seconds.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.