The One-Step Hairdryer and Volumiser is designed with Nylon Pins and tufted bristles for easy detangling, improved volume and better control. The unique oval design ensures smooth hair whilst creating voluminous softer hair.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.