IONOnyx Shorty LS Wetsuit 2.5mm DL
R1,999
About
The ONYX AMP's little brother makes a bold statement with its top-notch design and flex boosting features. Prime protection is given to those riders looking to get their first airs with the L-Tex knee protection and durable Nylon material, which make this suit incredibly robust. Match your personality with one of our two colourways and get ready to look good and feel great!
Product Features
- Super Flex: Great overall range of movement, especially in the arms and legs.
- Robust: L-Tex knee protection and durable Nylon to protect the suit from wear and tear.
- Warm: Hot_Stuff lining at front and back
- Bold statement
- Top-notch design
- Prime protection
- Incredibly robust
- Stylish
- Two colourways available
- 2.5mm DL
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