San BenitoOutdoor Patio Dining Sets
R15,599
About
Transform your outdoor space with the new San Benito Patio Dining Set. The 8-seater or 6-seater table is crafted with a durable aluminium frame and tempered glass top, while the chairs are crafted with a durable aluminium frame and textilene fabric, offering a stylish contemporary take on outdoor entertaining. It not only adds function but provides a unique and modern twist to your patio.
Product Features
- Choose between a table with 6 chairs or a table with 8 chairs
- Durable for outdoor conditions
- Easy cleaning and maintenance
Product Specifications
- Table dimensions closed: 1800mm (L) x 1050mm (W) x 765mm (H)
- Table dimensions extended 2400mm (L) x 1050mm (W) x 765mm (H)
- Chair dimensions: 570mm (L) x 555mm (W) x 865mm (H)
- Delivered Partially assembled
Please note: Note: Only items specified are included. Any other furniture pieces, décor and accessories shown in the product photography are excluded.
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