This product is made from young, unripened jackfruit. This versatile fruit works well in savoury dishes and does a good job masquerading as shredded meat in vegetarian and vegan cooking. Used for its uncanny similarity in texture to pulled meat and its ability to take on flavours, the fruit can also be added to the top of porridge and chia puddings, into baked goods and more
Ingredients: Jackfruit
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.