Get 350 mg of stomach-friendly charcoal in each capsule with SA Vitamins Activated Charcoal. This formula delivers a weapon against occasional mild gas and bloating.
The absorbing properties of activated charcoal can help calm your stomach. This supplement helps soak up gas- generating compounds. Freshness & safety sealed with outer shrink-wrap and inner pressure seal.
Do not use if either seal is broken or missing. Keep out of reach of children. SA Vitamins Activated Charcoal contains no preservatives, yeast, milk, lactose, wheat, sugar, soy or corn.
WARNING
Not to be taken at the same time as medications or other dietary supplements. If pregnant or nursing, consult your healthcare practitioner prior to use. This product is not intended as a treatment for accidental poisoning.
Due to several work emergencies (the details of which we legally can't discuss) we had less than 200 seconds to bang this out.
So instead of something clever and sales-related, here are a few actual quotes that actual people actually said:
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields.
"I guess I'm going to fade into Bolivian" - Mike Tyson.
"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke" - Donald Trump.
True icons.