First Sticker Sparkly Christmas (Sticker Book):
From Santa loading his sleigh with gifts to penguins whizzing around a glistening ice rink, add sparkly stickers to these magical Christmas scenes and bring them to life.
Twas the Night Before Christmas (Picture Book):
'Twas the Night Before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse...' The traditional and much-loved Christmas poem by Clement Clarke Moore, illustrated by John Joven.
Christmas Sticker Book (Sticker Book):
An enchanting sticker book filled with Christmassy scenes including Santa's busy workshop, winter fun on a frozen lake, building funny snowmen, decorating a Christmas tree and filling Santa's sack with presents. There are over 800 stickers to use to complete the scenes, including shiny foil stickers.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.