Flawless is the new gold standard in facial hair removal. Flawless is designed to be discrete. It looks like a lipstick, a very fancy lipstick. However, inside is the finest German-engineered technology that removes hair instantly and painlessly with microscopic precision. It just takes seconds to get your whole face done. And with an 18K gold-plated head, it’s hypo-allergenic, and gentle on all skin types and tones. Flawless is the fastest, easiest, pain-free way to remove unwanted facial hair. There is a built-in light that makes it easy to see and remove every single hair from your upper lip, cheek, or chin. No nicks, burns, or irritation. Just perfectly smooth, flawless skin! Dermatologist approved, Flawless is so effective it can remove hair from anywhere, yet gentle and safe to the touch.
And you know how we know this?
Simple: it's simple. Cut a hole in a piece of fabric and call it a day simple.
The poncho is the clothing equivalent of the Japanese flag. If we were to list step-by-step instructions on how to make one yourself, there'd be no Step Two.
If you're wondering how this ties into today's deals, it doesn't. These are just the things we think about when we're tasked with writing blurbs but we're completely out of inspiration.