Instead of looking for misplaced keys, a rouge cellphone and your cards that you should not be caught without while traveling, keep everything safe in one spot and spend all the extra time you have exploring the places you have dreamed about.
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.