MAKE AN IMPRESSION
Fox Racing's impressive mountain-bike aptitude is readily apparent in the ride anything, anywhere Ranger Cargo Print Shorts, and the different style of print options will make an impression on your fellow trailmates. From lush northern forests to desert singletrack, the Ranger Cargos' two-way stretch poly shell ensures cool, dry comfort and unlimited range of motion.
Out on the trail, Fox treats you to a six-panel, moisture-wicking, and breathable liner that also incorporates an Evo chamois. The anatomic liner is detachable, allowing you to pair it with knickers and pants for cooler climates or turn the Rangers into a pair of technical shorts for travels between trailheads. As for storage space, the Ranger Cargos have plenty, including two hand pockets for quick access to electronic devices, one zipped cargo pocket for secure storage, and a flapped cargo for streamlined convenience to nutrition.
EVO Chamois
Strategically placed high-density pads are specially designed for optimum protection in the areas where mountain bikers need it most. This provides excellent freedom of movement and comfort for even the most aggressive trails.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.