RazorPitRazor Blade Sharpener & Life Extending Razor Cleaner
R199
About
Fancy a clean-cut shave everyday without having to replace your razorblade constantly? Razorpit offers an innovative solution that prolongs the life of your razorblades. Based on the same concept as the barber strop used in all reputable barber shops, Razorpit removes built-up organic materials from your blade which causes the blade to feel dull after only a few shaves.
Product Features
SHARPENS YOUR RAZOR BLADES
Patented friction technology is used to clean an sharpen your razor blades.
UP TO 150 SHAVES WITH ONE RAZOR BLADE
On average users get 6 times the number of shaves compared to not using the RazorPIt.
BETTER SHARPENING PROCESS
Softer surface, Closer contact with the razor blade
DESIGNED IN COOPERATION WITH OUR CUSTOMERS
Over 700 customer ideas were considered in the design process
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