SPANXRetro Brief
R699
Please Note:
- Due to the nature of this product, it cannot be returned unless sealed and in original packaging.
About
This retro-inspired brief uses satin-like fabric and ultrasonic design lines to provide a stylish and slimming fit.
Product Specification
- Support Level 2: Shape - A Firm Hug
- 67% Nylon, 33% Spandex/Elastane. Gusset: 100% Cotton - Imported
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Lay flat to dry. Do not iron
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