The next evolution in tennis footwear is here with the Rush Pro Glide. Strategically-placed Glide Plates have been inserted into the outsole to help with sliding on hard courts. The plastic plates engage when the player decides they want to slide while the rubber on the outsole grabs the court at the completion of the slide and helps you recover for your next shot. Be better equipped for the modern game with this revolutionary shoe from Wilson!
That means each of 'em will need their own witty blurb, and well, that's really way more than we'd like to write.
So, we're doing what any motivated slacker (talk about paradoxes) would've done and figuring out the easiest route to keeping everyone happy.
We're effectively combining the excitement of writing words with just sitting here.
Is it working?
We'll take that as a yes.