Will never snap: A soft blend of polyester and latex with robust threading means they will never snap like rubber bands and will last for ages. The rubber wave on the inside prevents them from slipping up and down your legs and interfering with your thigh, hip, and booty workouts. Small and lite enough to just slip in your pocket on your way to the gym.
Nixie's massage balls are the perfect pre and post-workout accessory. Before your workout, just place the massage ball between your back and a wall and roll up and down, you will get a great squat workout at the same time.
They are just hard enough to give you a great massage to relieve aches and back pain, but soft enough that they expand on the area being massaged. They also come with their own stylish carry bag so they don't roll around and out of sight.
The massage balls have rubber nubs that make them less likely to slip out from under you when applying pressure.
Three Resistance Levels: to accommodate all fitness levels.
Booty Bands
Massage balls
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The sales block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.